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Never Tell Your Wife How To Fish

A humorous fishing story proving that sometimes the best fishing advice is no advice at all.

My wife Bev, a great understanding lady (most of the time), would rather clean the house than get in a boat with me. The last time the walleyes were biting, I kept her in the boat past her limit. After checking our "to do" lists, I finally got my wife to go fishing again.

We went to Weaver Lake, northwest of Minneapolis, and fished for bass with small suckers and weedless hooks. I caught a three-pound bass right away and told Bev she had to give the minnow a lot of action and keep it above the weeds.

That was a mistake.

Bev did exactly the opposite. She cast the minnow out, let it sink into the weeds, then slowly dragged it through the weeds and mud. I said, "You ain't never gonna catch nuttin' like that."

Well...after my wife caught seven fish, I quietly started fishing exactly the same way she was.

Bass fishing on Weaver Lake

Sometimes the fish ignore the expert and reward the beginner.

Needless to say, she has never let me forget that day.